The Best 2006 Ford Econoline Ever

Her insides: warm. all wood. smells like pine. so much natural light!

Her outsides: scary as hell, but fly. excellent at stealth mode. Jaguar hood mount.

Her specs: she’s got more character than all your crazy uncles combined, and she’s been better maintained than all of ’em too.

-chinese diesel heater

-relfectix window covers

-four 100 watt solar panels

-always used synthetic oil

-three 100ah gel batteries (one purchased in May)

-maxxxair fan

-aplicool refrigerator

-automatic transmission

-165,000 miles

-power windows and locks

-cd player

-great sound system

-closet

-running water (20 gal)

-grey water tank

-cassette toilet

-5.4L V8 engine

-rear wheel drive

-tow hitch

-swivel seat (passenger side)

-bed

-tons of storage space

-bike rack

-magnetic knife rack

-standing room

-incredible natural light

-venting windows

-butane stove

-calipers, brakes, shocks replaced 2023

-battery replaced 2023

-veritable road warrior